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    "And finally, " said Max, quieting the audience down and
    putting on his solemn face, "finally I believe we have with
    us here tonight, a party of believers, very devout
    believers, from the Church of the Second Coming of the
    Great Prophet Zarquon. " ... "There they are, " said Max,
    "sitting there, patiently. He said he'd come again, and
    he's kept you waiting a long time, so let's hope he's
    hurrying fellas, because he's only got eight minutes left! "