• Random Quote

    Norm: Hey, everybody.
    All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.]
    Norm: [Carries on both sides of the conversation himself.]
    Norm! (Norman.)
    How are you feeling today, Norm?
    Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer.
                    -- Cheers, Tan 'n Wash

    Woody: What's the latest, Mr. Peterson?
    Norm: Zsa-Zsa marries a millionaire, Peterson drinks a beer.
    Film at eleven.
                    -- Cheers, Knights of the Scimitar

    Woody: How are you today, Mr. Peterson?
    Norm: Never been better, Woody. ... Just once I'd like to be better.
                    -- Cheers, Chambers vs. Malone